Archive for November, 2003

The Unopened Files

Friday, November 28th, 2003

PolitX has a new feature called “The Unopened Files”.

Let nobody say that we can’t spot a gimmick that’s worth pinching. In a tribute to Norm Geras’ regular Friday feature, the Normblog Profile, politX proudly presents a new column entitled “The Unopened Files”.

Each week, we will endeavour to uncover unpublished content from some of our favourite opinionated pundits. Even if we have to spend hours wearing our dainty fingers to the bone in order to uncover the hidden works of genius.

This week entry purports to come from those loveable wingnuts at Samizata.net.

Australian Wine

Wednesday, November 26th, 2003

From Dodgeblogium: Australian Wine.

UK Webloggers Xmas Party

Wednesday, November 26th, 2003

The UK Webloggers Christmas Party, to be held in central London, is Fast Approaching! Will you be there? Virgin Trains permitting, I will!

  • Venue: Downstairs at the Well
  • When: This coming Saturday 29th November from 7.00pm
  • How do you find it? There’s a helpful map!
  • Organised by: That lovely chap from Funjunkie.co.uk

No 62!

Wednesday, November 26th, 2003

There never was a class 62, so I can’t do any bad train puns for this week’s Carnival of the Vanities. It’s to be found at Setting The World To Rights.

Hunt the Haggis!

Wednesday, November 26th, 2003

I’m sure the stereotypes of American tourists being ignorant aren’t all true. But things like this story make you wonder.

A third of US tourists who were quizzed about their trip to Scotland said they believed the haggis was a creature.

The survey also revealed that almost a quarter of those questioned thought that they could hunt and catch the country’s most famous dish.

They have legs of different lengths on either side of their bodies, you know. So they can graze steep mountainsides without falling over….

The 20′ by 20′ Room

Tuesday, November 25th, 2003

The 20′ By 20′ Room is a new group gaming blog, featuring some familiar names.

Worst Album Covers of All Time

Tuesday, November 25th, 2003

Are these the Worst Album Covers Ever? Or perhaps these? Featuring Manowar, The many faces of Roger (all of them bad), and something called “Satan has been paralized”. Erk! (Thanks to Alan Monk for the link)

Metro Light Rail Deathwatch

Saturday, November 22nd, 2003

Not content with the Blogosphere Death Pool (of which all my picks are still alive), Laurence Simon continues his quest for bad taste with The Metro Light Rail Deathwatch

It’s time for the Metro Light Rail Deathwatch, where the person who guesses the date and time of the first Metro Light Rail fatality in Houston wins an Amish Tech Support coffee mug, Amish Tech Support mousepad, and a genuine $25 Metro Stored Value card!

Thirty Years War II?

Saturday, November 22nd, 2003

One Hand Clapping articulates something about Al Queda that I’ve believed for some time. What we’re seeing is not so much a war between radical Islam and the west, as a civil war within the Islamic world. In other words, it resembles the thirty years war in Europe, and the two sides represent the same opposing values, the middle ages vs. the modern world.

But how can Muslims make war on other Muslims when it is prohibited in the Quran? The same way that Christians in Europe killed one another over religion during the religious internecine wars of Europe that occurred regularly from the 16th to 17th centuries. If you see yourself as the defenders of the true faith, then you exclude from the faith the other side.

What the blasts yesterday in Istanbul and the other attacks going back years that killed Muslims show is that al Qaeda excludes most of the world’s Muslims from the umbrella of protection afforded by the Quran. Either al Qaeda considers them apostate or heretical Muslims, thus not truly Muslims, thus permissible to kill, or al Qaeda considers collateral deaths permissible in the furtherance of its aims. Or both, in some way.

Al Qaeda’s war is not only against the West; in fact, I say that they are not even principally fighting against the West. Their primary war is against other Muslims. What is at stake are lives, human freedom and the very definition of Islam itself.

As I pointed out in August 2002, the Muslim world is faced with defining what Islam really is. If al Qaeda is not in fact the keeper of the true faith, then the rest of the Muslims must unite to destroy al Qaeda just to ensure the survival of Islam itself. They need to understand that the present crisis is not primarily that of Islamists against the West, it is the Islamists against everybody who does not toe their line.

If this is really true, then the justification for Bush’s invasion of Iraq is looking weaker and weaker, and all it’s achieved is to increase support for the bad guys.

I’m Male!

Thursday, November 20th, 2003

OK, so you knew that already. But The Gender Genie definitely thinks I’m male. I fed it this game review, and it came up with the following:

Words: 688

(NOTE: The genie works best on texts of more than 500 words.)

Female Score: 98
Male Score: 1902

The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: male!

98 to 1902 is a little extreme. I’m not quite sure what that says about my writing style.